THE HYPE THAT KEEPS HYPING

If fantasy football awarded trophies for swagger alone, Baby Got Dak would need a bigger shelf. Fueled by pre-season bravado and post-draft delusion, this team has turned over-promising and under-delivering into an art form. Though they only actually rostered Dak Prescott for one season, it hasn’t stopped them from name-dropping him like an ex who “totally still texts.” Their most impressive skill? Finding new ways to lose heart-breakers, often with a bench stacked like a Pro Bowl roster… that didn’t get the invite. From bold mid-season trade attempts that spark league-wide group chat riots to Sunday meltdowns rivaling Greek tragedies, Baby Got Dak always delivers one thing: entertainment. No, they don't always win it all - but they talk like they have. And honestly, isn’t that half the battle?