LIVIN' LARGE, SCORING LIGHT

Draft like royalty. Manage like a raccoon in a dumpster. That’s the Fat Cats way. This franchise has long strutted into each season with the confidence of a Wall Street tycoon and the win-loss record of a telemarketing intern. Built on boom-or-bust picks and brunch-fueled delusion, Fat Cats have mastered the art of doing less with more. Their roster always looks dangerous - until the games start. Then it's usually 3 points from a wide receiver who was projected for 17, a defense that goes negative, and a kicker who never even saw the field. Still, through it all, the Cats lounge on, smug as ever. Because winning is temporary, but being “too chill to panic” is forever. Trophies? Optional. Vibes? Immaculate.