STILL A MYSTERY, SOMEHOW A CHAMPION

Who Is You has won multiple league crowns, which is equal parts impressive and confusing. This is a franchise that’s spent most of its existence like a Wi-Fi signal in a concrete basement - spotty, unreliable, and constantly leaving everyone else asking, “Really? That’s all you’ve got?” But every broken clock is right twice a day, and You has stumbled into titles, clutching the trophy like it was proof they actually belonged. Their history is a cocktail of bad lineup decisions, bench points left rotting, and a knack for making even solid players look average. Culture? If you can call inconsistent rosters and occasional meltdowns a “culture,” then sure. Still, give them credit: they’ve survived, they’ve endured, and somehow, they’ve even won it all. Whether this was destiny or dumb luck is still up for debate - but in the Sagebrush Cactus League, doubt follows Who Is You like a shadow.