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BADAZZ BRI

League Member Since 2008

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OWNER: Brian Jardine

 

DIVISION: Sagebrush

 

DIVISION CHAMPIONS:

2016

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LEAGUE CHAMPIONS:

N/A

ALL HAT, NO CATTLE

 

Badazz Bri has always brought the energy - boisterous, bold, and blissfully unconcerned with things like “strategy” or “wins.” A franchise steeped in awful trade decisions and suspicious waiver wire priorities, Bri’s culture is less about game plans and more about gut feelings, glitter, and GIFs. Their lone brush with glory came in a long-forgotten playoff push that fizzled faster than a glitter bomb in a rainstorm. Still, the team remains a league staple - always loud, occasionally competitive, and perpetually convinced this is finally their year. They’ve mastered the art of losing with flair and winning with trash-talk, earning admiration for their commitment to the bit if not the scoreboard. In the grand tapestry of the Sagebrush Cactus League, Badazz Bri isn’t a juggernaut - but they are a mindset. And sometimes, that’s almost enough.

TEAM HISTORY

BEST REGULAR SEASON

9 - 4

(2018 - 3rd Place)

HIGHEST SCORE

186 Points

(Wk 5, 2009  vs Da Faiders)

LONGEST WIN STREAK

5 Games

(Wk 5, 2016 - Wk 9, 2016)

ALL-TIME RECORDS

ALL-TIME MATCHUP RECORDS

HALL OF FAME

ALL-TIME GREATEST PLAYER

Matt Ryan

(2018, 421 pts, 26.3 avg)

BEST QUARTERBACK

Matt Ryan

(2018, 421 pts, 26.3 avg)

BEST RUNNING BACK

Michael Turner

(2008, 331 pts, 20.7 avg)

BEST WIDE RECEIVER

Antonio Brown

(2017, 249 pts, 15.6 avg)

BEST TIGHT END

Martellus Bennett

(2014, 139 pts, 8.7 avg)

BEST DEFENSE

Seattle Seahawks

(2014, 260 pts, 16.3 avg)

BEST KICKER

Ka'imi Fairbairn

(2024, 165 pts, 9.7 avg)

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