
BADAZZ BRI
League Member Since 2008

OWNER: Brian Jardine
DIVISION: Sagebrush
DIVISION CHAMPIONS:
2016
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LEAGUE CHAMPIONS:
N/A
ALL HAT, NO CATTLE
Badazz Bri has always brought the energy - boisterous, bold, and blissfully unconcerned with things like “strategy” or “wins.” A franchise steeped in awful trade decisions and suspicious waiver wire priorities, Bri’s culture is less about game plans and more about gut feelings, glitter, and GIFs. Their lone brush with glory came in a long-forgotten playoff push that fizzled faster than a glitter bomb in a rainstorm. Still, the team remains a league staple - always loud, occasionally competitive, and perpetually convinced this is finally their year. They’ve mastered the art of losing with flair and winning with trash-talk, earning admiration for their commitment to the bit if not the scoreboard. In the grand tapestry of the Sagebrush Cactus League, Badazz Bri isn’t a juggernaut - but they are a mindset. And sometimes, that’s almost enough.
TEAM HISTORY
BEST REGULAR SEASON
9 - 4
(2018 - 3rd Place)
HIGHEST SCORE
186 Points
(Wk 5, 2009 vs Da Faiders)
LONGEST WIN STREAK
5 Games
(Wk 5, 2016 - Wk 9, 2016)
ALL-TIME RECORDS
ALL-TIME MATCHUP RECORDS
HALL OF FAME
ALL-TIME GREATEST PLAYER
Matt Ryan
(2018, 421 pts, 26.3 avg)
BEST QUARTERBACK
Matt Ryan
(2018, 421 pts, 26.3 avg)
BEST RUNNING BACK
Michael Turner
(2008, 331 pts, 20.7 avg)
BEST WIDE RECEIVER
Antonio Brown
(2017, 249 pts, 15.6 avg)
BEST TIGHT END
Martellus Bennett
(2014, 139 pts, 8.7 avg)
BEST DEFENSE
Seattle Seahawks
(2014, 260 pts, 16.3 avg)
BEST KICKER
Ka'imi Fairbairn
(2024, 165 pts, 9.7 avg)
